OHHH I WAS SO MAD!!!!!

I ordered some books from a book company and then phoned and paid with my Visa. Well they then phoned me a month later and said they didn't receive a payment- WHAT THE HELL???? So I had to pay to dig up bank info to prove I paid! NOT HAPPY! So I proceed to tell this lady I no longer wish to pay her any money when it cant even get recorded , and she needs to cancel my mebership! Well she sends me some cheesy ASS coupons for 5.00 off my next purchase!! WHICH I AM NEVER MAKING THERE!! So I tossed it aside and the bills the sent after that for cancellation!! Well now it going to collections - PFFFFFFFFFFFFF SO I PHONED HER AND FREAKED RIGHT OUT!!! I told her I hope it worth the 22.00 - I am gonna pay it and THEN I GONNA BAD MOUTH YOU TO EVERYONE I KNOW AND EVERY MOMMY GROUP I BELONG TO ONLINE - I told her 40 HAHAHAHAHA! Then i said I will phone the BBB and my lawyer. I said on the back of your bill it says FAST AND EFFICIENT SERVICE - she broke the contract - I didn't get this!!! regardless I SWORE AND YELLED - and she took away the 22.00 HAHAHAHAHA I WIN - I AIN'T PAYING!!!!